Freelancers - Top 10 Reasons Why You’re Not Winning My Business!
Having outsourced a variety of projects on sites like GetaFreelancer, eLance and Guru, I would say we’ve gotten pretty good at picking the diamond in the ruff. Below are the top ten things that either make me laugh or make me mad when filtering pitches.
1. Blanket pitches - Copying and pasting your blanket pitch that you’ve reused for weeks is the most obvious reason why you would not get my business. For the same reason why I hang up on telemarketers, you’re filtering yourself out like SPAM. Would you expect to win a large client using a blanket pitch? Guess what, they don’t work on small businesses either. If you don’t show me the respect of reviewing my needs, don’t expect me to take more than a second reviewing your pitch.
2. Bad spelling/grammar - In this day and age where every browser and tool bar offers spell check capabilities, bad spelling and grammar really lowers your proposal by a whole notch. This isn’t necessarily a bias against off shore developers but for me, bad spelling = lack of attention to details. Do I want a freelancer who doesn’t pay attention to details? Do you?
3. Quoting w/o the details - We get a lot of project quotes and best guesstimates based on very little information. Sorry guys, but this is a curve ball. I purposely throw out the small blurb to see who would be smart enough to ask for more details and surprisingly, most don’t. I only trust programmers who asks A TON of questions because those programmers know how to work with people and more importantly, clients. Programmers that take a crumb and fabricate their own solutions without asking for additional client input will ultimately develop something that neither parties will be happy with.
4. Really REALLY long proposals - The ones who provide really REALLY long proposals are usually the ones that are violating the blanket pitch rule. With my project, I’ve specifically asked for the skills of php and mySQL. Instead of reading and replying to my needs, many of the pitches we’ve received included paragraphs of information about ASP.net and MS SQL and clients projects that used .net technologies, Java, Ruby and FLASH. Seriously? Am I talking to someone whose trying to win my business or some crazy lunatic on the street?
5. Ignoring questions - My time is pretty valuable… if I spend my time drafting questions obviously I need the answers. If I want to see 2 examples or your best work, I don’t want a list of 25 sites that are average; I want two of your best work. If I want to know if you’ve done similar projects before, ignoring those questions automatically puts you in the delete bucket. Paying attention to details is crucial! Answering questions specific to the project is even more important!
6. Talking like a robot - This is an interesting one and it’s one I’ve only seen with really technical pitches. First of all, I am a human being. I understand you guys spend a better part of your day trying to communicate with machines, but I and your other clients are humans. In your pitches, I need to know how you can satisfy my needs. I don’t need to know if you are an ISO 9001:2000 company and I certainly don’t need to know if your company was the first to get the ISO 27001 certification. First off, I don’t even know what that means or why that’s important. If anything, I assume someone at the ISO company ripped you off and told you that particular certificate was important when it’s not. Guess what, if you tell me your SSL certificate is from Verisign vs. GoDaddy I also would not care. Again, just answer my questions using laymen terms and prove to me you can communicate with humans too.
7. Changing the scope of the project - I need my website coded in old school php/mysql because that’s what I understand. If I need to make changes on the fly, I am who I want to depend on. For developers who want to come in and restart the project on a different platform, I’m sorry but you just don’t get it. Frankly, I don’t understand why you even made the bid. This isn’t me being stubborn; the same can be said for huge corporations who have existing infrastructures that can’t be changed. If you’re not good enough to work under certain guidelines, then you probably shouldn’t bid.
8. Provide bad links in the portfolio - Assuming you did everything right up to this point, having broken URL’s in the portfolio when the client wants to review you is just bad… In this case, it’s really better to have quality over quantity. Many of the portfolio links we’ve seen were unfinished projects, ugly websites or URL’s that go no where. Take a few moments every month to make sure you pick the best of the best and make sure those sites are still up. We (the clients) don’t have time to review all of your links anyway.
9. Unrated freelancers - Most of the sites that offer freelancer services have feedback ratings. If nothing else, that’s the only scale we have to go on when we use these sites. Even if you are the best freelancer in the world, if you are unrated it leaves little to be desired. Find it in your schedule to take on a couple of small projects for cheap and get yourself rated. Things will only get better for you from there.
10. Don’t follow up - I must admit, getting private messages from bidders asking for more information is the one thing that separates them from the noise. If you’re not putting your best foot forward demanding more attention, you may just never hear from me.
11. BONUS Non-U.S. numbers - Alright guys, I’m not one of those guys that think the U.S. is the center of the universe but if you want clients from the U.S., you really need to get a U.S. based number. If we don’t have an easy way to reach you, we just won’t even try. It’s great that you have skype, yahoo and gtalk but not all of us do and sometimes we do need to communicate vocally and/or send faxes. It makes sense right?
Wei on January 4th 2008 in Programming, Startup Resources

